Dear internet wanderer, please be my guest and make yourself comfortable.
Now, don't believe all the stories you've heard about me, none of it is true.
Trust me.
I, Lucifer, am the biggest misunderstanding in human history.
They've used and abused my good name to frighten you in the same way as Boogey Man stories are told to little children to keep them under control.
I am not Satan, that's just an invention of the church.
I don't have horns and hooves and a long pointy tail. Come on, you didn't really believe that, did you? What a ridiculous notion, I do take pride in my appearance you know, how do you think I got my reputation as the most beautiful archangel?
Yes, you've read this correctly, I said "archangel".
Lucifer means the Light Bringer and this blog is my way of setting the record straight.
If you're ready, let me open your eyes, let me light your way to the truth.